A local girl and her grandmother were devoured by a cross-dressing wolf earlier today, only to be dramatically rescued by a passerby.
The girl, whose real name is Elisabeth, but who is known locally as Little Red Riding Hood, was on her way to care for her ailing grandmother when she was approached by the wolf. Feigning sympathy, he was able to ascertain her grandmother's location from the girl.
The wolf, impersonating Elisabeth, was able to gain entry into the grandmother's home and quickly devoured the grandmother in a single gulp. When Elisabeth arrived, she met the same fate.
But thanks to the quick thinking of a passerby, both Elisabeth and her grandmother are alive and well.
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